Friday, April 13, 2007

Goat Lover

Yet again I have been confounded by the fact that the BBC actually says and does the things it does.
If I for example were to say

Sudanese Goat Rapist forced to marry a goat

People might call me unhinged or even racist but here it is on the good old Auntie Bee

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_4740000/newsid_4748200/4748292.stm

All joking aside What would You do ? right now I am assuming that you are not the actually Goat Lover, or a Goat Loving Sympathizer
(I hate that sort of person) But if you were the Town council Sort of person maybe even the local magistrate with traditional Tribal Elders powers .
The charge is Aggravated Goat Loving in the first degree.
What is your verdict ?
I can understand the $1500 fine which I reckon would be pretty steep for a Chadian dude too poor for a hooker but What’s with the marriage

What Does the goat have to say about this ?
isn’t it just compounding the crime to force the victim of this whole sordid affair into a loveless union with the man who abused her honor in the first place ? I would like to think that she would be better off with her own kind back in the field far away from the cities but now her chances of finding a decent Goat Husband are slim.

If as is the usually life cycle of domestic Goat its killed Barbecued with salad green into a delightful low carb Breakfast Lunch and Dinner. Isn’t it Sexual Homicide with Cannibalism with a Goat-Wife ?
What would they Do in Eketahuna ? Actually according to ancient law they would secretly kill the goat but never it is flesh bury it in a pit.
Then try to get the offender some sort of a human girlfriend type and never speak of it again. If he was to continuing in his offending exile him to a mental institution or secretly kill him but not eat his flesh, bury him in a pit and never speak of it again.

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